“Lemons are love at first sight.”

“Too many lemons...said NO ONE ever.”

“If lemons were human, I would have found my soulmate 24 years ago.”

“A lemon a day keeps other fruits away...thank God!”

“Wherever you go, keep a lemon with you because you never know.”

“When life gives you lemons, be grateful it wasn’t..well..anything else!”

“No meal is complete without a squeeze of lemon.”

“Lemons squeeze happiness, not sourness.”

“Faith is...squeezing lemons on your food before tasting it.”

“I will be there for you through every sour lemon you squeeze.”

“Zest away...”

“Start saving money and use lemons as your disinfectant.”

“To be honest, there is nothing more sour than living a life without lemons.”

“First comes love, then comes courage, then come lemons in a big big carriage.”

“First we zest, then we do everything else...”

“One cannot think well, love well, and sleep well if one has not squeezed a lemon well.”

“Good food starts with a squeeze of lemon.”

“Try squeezing a lemon instead of pepper spray...cheaper and hurts as much.”

“When you’re carsick, smell a lemon. With a sniff sniff here and a sniff sniff there, the nausea is gone so quickly, I swear!”

“Take life one lemon at a time and be grateful for every single squeeze!”

“Supercalifragilisticexpialemonocious”

“Lemons restored my faith in forever love.”

“Why would you sniff air pollution when you could sniff lemons with me?”

“My heart skips a beat when I see a lemon. Does yours skip too?”

“Lemons give even when they are not in season, so basically... be a lemon!”

“Lemons can squeeze with all their pulp but they never suffocate...and that’s PURE LOVE!”

“Life with no lemons is not life at all !”

“A wise lemon once said that no matter what happens, you should never lose your zest!” ”

“There is nothing that a drop of lemon can’t fix.”

“No house feels like home unless there are lemons in it.”

“Pretty pretty please with a lemon on top!”

“Once you go sour, you never go back!”

“If a lemon can’t make you happy, then nothing else will. It’s that simple. ”

“Once you go sour, you never go back.”

“Pretty pretty please with a lemon on top.”

“No house feels like home unless there are lemons.”

“Lemons restored my faith in forever love!”

“In the end, we only regret the lemons we didn’t squeeze.”

“There are so many reasons to be happy in life. Lemons are one of them!”

“Every meal in your life requires a different number of lemons drops.”

“The difference between men and lemons: Lemons know they’re sour.”

“It’s okay if you don’t like lemons. Not everyone has good taste.”

“Some people just need to be squeezed...in the face...with a lemon!”

“Lemons are always the answer. No one cares what the question is.”